New Book Release #Release Day

My fab author friend has a book out today.

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And here’s what the book is about:

A surfer/beach bum is smitten by a woman he sees paddle surfing who is six feet-seven inches tall. But can his infatuation turn to love above see level?

Clayton Stoner is blonde, bronzed, hard bodied, beach bum/surfer living the life of a 31 year old Peter Pan in a tiny ocean side cottage near St. Augustine Florida. One calm Sunday, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman who is 6’7″ tall, taking paddle surfing lessons at the local surfers beach. He is immediately smitten, but unable to get her attention when he encounters her at a near-by convenience store, and again, later that day, as she is running along the beach where he is relaxing.
They finally connect when he is sent to do plumbing repair work at the beach cottage she is renting. She continues to spurn his friendly advances. It looks hopeless for him until fate intervenes. But can he find love with a woman nearly a foot taller than he is?

Hmm. I like. How about a sneak peek?

“A light offshore breeze did little to dry the sweat on our brows as we sat on the front porch of my beach cottage, transfixed by the surf. Our suits were still wet from our frustrating day trying to ride waves that wouldn’t form. Nothing dries in North Florida humidity except throats after a day of sun and surf. My buddy Smitty and I were several beers in before I finally broke the ice.
“So, Smitty, what do you do when you find your eyes are at tit level with a beautiful woman?”
“My eyes are always at tit level with women.”
“Asshole, I’m not talking about where your eyes are looking. I’m talking about height. What if your eyes were only as high as a woman’s breasts?”
“Are these breasts sagging down to her belly button?”
I made a cross with my fingers and held it up to him, hoping his flesh would burn. “No, in fact, they were small and pushing straight out. She was very trim.”
“If you had leaned forward, would you have got one nipple in each eye?”
“Stop it. I’m being serious here.”
“So am I. She could put your eye out.”
“That’s my beer you’re drinking,” I said. “You could at least give me some decent advice.”
He rubbed his chin as if it would make him smarter. Smitty only thought with his cock, and I was glad he didn’t whip it out and rub it for insight .
“Dude, they’re all the same height lying down. And a tall one can wrap her legs around you twice. What’s your problem?”
I huffed and shook my head. “Smitty, if they ever cut your head open, nothing but pussy would fall out.”
“Okay, Stoner, I’ve got a half a beer left, and then I got to go. The mullet are running, and I want to come down tonight to do some fishing. Are you with me?”
“No. I’ve got an early job tomorrow.”
“Would you mind if I parked in your driveway then?”
“No problem.”
“I promise I’ll be extra quiet if I see a couple of legs hanging out the window.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Dude, if you get that woman into your bedroom, there’s no way she’s gonna fit on your bed without hanging her legs out the window.”
Smitty had a point. My beach cottage was pretty small.
“So where did you meet this beauty?” Smitty asked, catching a belch.
“Well, we haven’t really met yet. I was in line in front of her down at the Circle K earlier today. I turned around, and there I was with my nose in her breasts.”
“So what’s her name, where does she live, and is she available?”
I shrugged .”

Wow. Sounds like an awesome summer read. I’m definitely adding this one to my TBR pile.

Spencer Dryden is a new writer but an old guy on the threshold of draining any reserves left in Medicare and Social Security.
In real life he is a handyman, an at-home dad, inventor and web videographer living a quiet life in the frozen tundra of Minnesota (USA).
He earned an MBA from a prestigious Midwestern university but is so far behind on the career earnings scale of his peers that the university has offered to refund his tuition if he will return his diploma and disavow his affiliation, lest he continue to denigrate the school’s impeccable brand.
His first book, a novella, “Bliss” was published in April of 2014 in the Covert line at Breathless Press. It is a story of a woman’s struggle with sexual shame. Press.http://www.breathlesspress.com/index.php?main_page=product_free_shipping_info&cPath=26&products_id=559
He can be reached at multiple locations:
Check out his website: http://www.fictionbyspencer.com/
He’s on Google + : https://plus.google.com/+SpencerDryden
Tweet Him at: @SpencerDryden
He is a regular contributor to the multi author blog, Oh Get A Grip: http://ohgetagrip.blogspot.com
And Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008150288001
If you liked this book, please leave a review at Breathless Press or at Goodreads:
https://www.goodreads.com/goodreadscomspencer_dryden

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